Don't ever worry about things that don't worry about you.

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Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR!  NO, SIR.

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Do you know who William Shakespeare is

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the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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